- Chip: You really goofed up this time, Dale! Sometimes I think the Rescue Rangers would be better off without you.
- Dale: It wasn't my fault! Tell 'em, Gadget!
- Gadget: Well, if you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however... you're a goof-up.
- Maltese de Sade: Sacre bleu! Rodents!
- Ratatouille: I despise rodents!
- Mosieur Le Sewer: You are the rodent, Ratatouille.
- Ratatouille: Non, Monsieur. I am an artiste!
- Gadget: [after escaping Dale and landing on an escalator] I think we lost him. What's wrong with him?
- Rat Philosopher: The Question is; What is wrong with Society? He is but a Microcosm in the lonely universe...
- Chip: Why doesn't Dale aim at *him*?
- Maltese de Sade: There is the key to my plan diabolique: La Tour Eiffel!
- Dale: Looks just like the Eiffel tower.
- Maltese de Sade: It *is* the Eiffel tower, souffle brain!
- Maltese de Sade: My device! She is smashed flat as a Crepe Suzette! What have you done?
- Rat Philosopher: What have any of us done? To exist is to do. To do is to be done. What is the big...
- [de Sade grabs him and throws him off the tower]
- Rat Philosopher: to-dooooooooo...?
- Maltese de Sade: AAAAAHHH!
- Dale: [Having amnesia] Who am I?
- Rat Philosopher: Who are any of us? Zis is ze essential question. To live is to exist and yet, to exist is to live. Yet...
- Dale: Oy! And I thought *I* was confused.