Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (TV Series)

Le Purrfect Crime (1990)

Tress MacNeille: Chip, Gadget

Quotes 

• Chip : You really goofed up this time, Dale! Sometimes I think the Rescue Rangers would be better off without you.

  Dale : It wasn't my fault! Tell 'em, Gadget!

  Gadget : Well, if you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however... you're a goof-up.

• Chip : Dale, you're back!

  Dale : Forget my back, it's my head that's killing me!

• Gadget : [after escaping Dale and landing on an escalator]  I think we lost him. What's wrong with him?

  Rat Philosopher : The Question is; What is wrong with Society? He is but a Microcosm in the lonely universe...

  Chip : Why doesn't Dale aim at *him*?

• Gadget : Dale, a traitor? I won't believe it! Never in a million years!

  [Dale fires at them] 

  Gadget : Is it 1,000,000 A.D. already?

• Chip : Dale, I'm sorry for what I said. You're important to the Rangers. Now put away that coffee gun before you sugar and cream us.

  Dale : I don't know what you're talking about. The name's Ram-Dale - Ram-Dale the Decaffeinator!

• Chip : I didn't plan on making a plan!

• Dale : [duelling with Chip]  En garde!

  Chip : Touche!

  Dale : Souffle!

  Chip : Ole!

  Dale : Say hey!