- Dan Humphrey: When you told me about the idea of rewriting the ending of my story, I thought maybe... maybe that's the answer.
- Serena Van Der Woodsen: Then what stopped you?
- Dan Humphrey: When I saw Blair discover how she felt about Chuck, she was heartbroken. I mean, I've been so consumed about my own feelings I wouldn't let myself see how much she loves Chuck. You were right. She didn't need my confession. She needed my help.
- Serena Van Der Woodsen: Wow, that's... that's a really amazing thing to do, Dan.
- Dan Humphrey: Well, I mean, I... It wasn't easy, but I do think I can give myself a new ending by making sure that she and Chuck get the ending they deserve. I want her to be happy.
- Dorota Kishlovsky: We go to Dorota's in Queens!
- Blair Waldorf: Princesses don't go to Queens.
- Dorota Kishlovsky: Need to marry Louis to be princess.
- Blair Waldorf: [after Dorota suggested yoga classes in preparation for child birth] I plan on having my child the old-fashioned way. Fully sedated. And the only downward dog I wanna see you doing is cleaning out the dust under the couch.
- Ivy Dickens: It's way too generous, especially after everything I put you guys through with Max.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Oh, please, that was not your fault. That young man had *a lot* of problems.
- Dan Humphrey: No wonder Serena was so into him.