Someone Marry Barry (2014)
Tyler Labine: Barry Burke
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Quotes
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Melanie Miller : Hey! Ladies first, ladies first!
Barry Burke : I'll tell you if I see one.
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Barry Burke : I'm not going to lie. This is exactly what it looks like.
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Melanie Miller : Did I get puke on your cock?
Barry Burke : Don't worry about it. I like it.
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Barry Burke : [at a speed dating event] Hi, I'm Barry... NEXT!
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Barry Burke : I notice you carry a formidable amount of junk in your trunk.
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Barry Burke : [to Mel Miller] You've got cockfight written all over you.
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Melanie Miller : I think they have incredible cuisine at Hooters, but most people don't notice 'cause of all the massive tits.
Barry Burke : I know, the tits are distracting.
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Melanie Miller : Sorry they're only B-cup, but actually I can swell to a C when I'm menstruating.
Desmond : That's... disgusting.
Barry Burke : My god. I never thought I'd say this to a lady, but I can't wait until your time of the month!
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Barry Burke : I am gay for your 'stache.
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Barry Burke : But that is neither here nor there.
Goker : No, no, my friend. That is both here and there.
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Barry Burke : [surprised] You're giving me shit? He's the one trying to get laid at his Dad's funeral!
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Barry Burke : Everyone knows you're too busy chasing around random skanks to spend time with your son.
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Barry Burke : Any guy would gladly get up to his nuts in her guts, okay? That's not up for dispute here.