Ted Lasso (TV Series)
La Locker Room Aux Folles (2023)
Kola Bokinni: Isaac McAdoo
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Quotes
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Rebecca Welton : [bursts into gym] Oi! Kent! Get your hairy arse into my office. Now!
[turns around and leaves gym]
Roy Kent : [silence, followed by players chuckling, whistling, and saying ooh!] Every single one of your knows my arse isn't hairy. Yet none of you spoke up. And I will never forgive you.
[leaves gym]
Isaac McAdoo : He's right. We're cowards.
[silence]
Isaac McAdoo : Now, if she was talking about Richard's butt...
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Isaac McAdoo : Is top or bottom sex positions or sleeping arrangements?
Colin Hughes : Sexual positions. Unless bunk beds are involved. Then it's both.
Isaac McAdoo : Would you ever shag a woman?
Colin Hughes : No. I'm gay.
Isaac McAdoo : I know, but what if you had to?
Colin Hughes : 1967 Raquel Welch.
Isaac McAdoo : My man. Who's the fittest guy on the team?
Colin Hughes : I won't tell you, and you'd never guess.
Isaac McAdoo : Bumbercatch.
Colin Hughes : [surprised] Yes!
Isaac McAdoo : How about team showers? How does that work?
Colin Hughes : I keep my head down, and I think of global warming.
Isaac McAdoo : Yeah, well, if I had to shower with a bunch of girls all the time, I'd defo get boners.
Colin Hughes : [laughs] I love you, boyo.
[pause]
Colin Hughes : You can't say it, can you?
Isaac McAdoo : No... but you know I do, yeah?
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Colin Hughes : [answers the door] Hey.
Isaac McAdoo : You lied to me. For years.
[hesitates]
Isaac McAdoo : What is it about me that made me think you couldn't tell me?
Colin Hughes : No, it was nothing to do with you. It was about me. I was 99% sure that you'd support me. But the 1% chance that you wouldn't scared the shit out of me.
Isaac McAdoo : [pause] I don't know how you did it. I can't keep a secret for shit.
Colin Hughes : I know. Another reason I didn't tell you. I mean, I hid it from people for years, and the second you find out, I didn't last a month.
[both men laugh slightly]
Isaac McAdoo : I'm sorry, bruv. You gonna tell everyone now?
Colin Hughes : No. The team knows, and that's enough for me.
Isaac McAdoo : And no one's gonna say shit. I promise.
[turns to leave]
Colin Hughes : Wanna come in?
Isaac McAdoo : Yeah, all right.