Quotes
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Jacob Brianson : [landline rings] Are you gonna answer it?
Michelle Lasso : No. It's probably a telemarketer. Henry, let's go!
Jacob Brianson : May I answer it? I have a thing for messing with telemarketers.
Michelle Lasso : Knock yourself out.
Jacob Brianson : Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Watch this.
[answers the phone]
Jacob Brianson : [imitating Donald Trump] Um, hello. You've reached the house of Michelle Keller, who by the way is doing amazing things with orange slices these days. You're gonna be amazed. It's really spectacular. How can I help you?
Ted Lasso : [confused] Well, hey, Mr. Former President. Boy, have I got a bone to pick with you.
