The Closer (TV Series)
Home Improvement (2011)
Kyra Sedgwick: Brenda Leigh Johnson
Quotes
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David Gabriel : Nice dress, by the way.
Brenda Leigh Johnson : Really? Does it make me look like the Queen of England? 'Cause that's how much money you need to be a police officer these days.
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Raymond Aguirre : There are two ways you can contact us. Um, one is with the tip line. The other's by sending an e-mail, like this one: Um, "To whom it may concern. My neighbors are building a retaining wall, and not only does their contractor start work too early..." - which is a very common complaint; we get it all the time, um - "... he doesn't have a permit posted in the front yard." I don't know why people even care that happened. "Could you check on this for me? Sincerely, John David Dale." And that was dated four days ago.
Brenda Leigh Johnson : Well, that is extremely unusual.
Raymond Aguirre : Why is that?
Brenda Leigh Johnson : Because when he wrote this, Mr. Dale was buried beneath the retaining wall he was complaining about.
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Fritz Howard : Why are you interested in a missing gnome?
Brenda Leigh Johnson : 'Cause he saw the murder, up close and personal.
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Brenda Leigh Johnson : [learning abut the dead man] A sex offender?
Lt. Louie Provenza : Mm. Sure you don't just want to cover him up and call it a day?