Ford v Ferrari (2019)

Brad Beyer: Wayne (Customer)

Quotes 

• Wayne - Customer : Hey, I called you three times, and you never answer the phone.

  Ken Miles : I answer the phone every time it rings.

  Wayne - Customer : No, sir, you do not.

  Ken Miles : Yes, I do.

  Wayne - Customer : No, you don't. A month ago, this car was fun. Now, it won't even start. And when it does, it's 'Boom, boom, boom!' When I pull out of the driveway, the dog has a heart attack.

  [Ken chuckles] 

  Wayne - Customer : All I'm asking is for you to make it like it was.

  Ken Miles : Yeah, you've coked up the inlet valves and the plugs. Nothing wrong with the car, just the way it's being driven.

  Wayne - Customer : The way it's being driven?

  Ken Miles : Too much fuel, not enough spark. That's what's making her misfire.

  Wayne - Customer : You wanna run that by me in English?

  Ken Miles : All right, sir.

  [Miles walks out of the car he is servicing and grabs his tin cup] 

  Ken Miles : So... that there, that is a sport car. You have to drive her like a sport car. If you drive her like a school teacher, she'll clog up. All right? Try changing up at 5,000 RPM, not two. Drive like you mean it. Hard and tight. She'll run clean.

  Wayne - Customer : Are you telling me I don't know how to drive my own car?

  Ken Miles : No. But if you ask me, this isn't your car. Your car's more a Plymouth or a Studebaker.

  Wayne - Customer : You and me have a problem, buddy?

  Ken Miles : I don't have a problem. I had an MG. Mine just ran fine.

  Wayne - Customer : Screw you, you limey prick! I want my money back.

  Ken Miles : Oh, behave. I'd give it to ya. But you haven't paid for last month's service yet.

  Wayne - Customer : This country, the customer's always right. You ever hear that?

  [Wayne enters his MG A] 

  Ken Miles : Yeah, yeah. Utter nonsense. Now remember, I advanced the timing, so a smidge twitchy in first.

  [Wayne speeds off, struggling to control his MG A] 

  Ken Miles : Get the revs up. Good lad. Revs up. Ta-ra.