- Blair Waldorf: [to Dan] We tried to create a new world for our relationship to exist but we failed miserably. You don't live in my world and I certainly don't want to live in yours. So what does that leave us?
- Dan Humphrey: I don't know.
- [shakes his head]
- Dan Humphrey: Look Blair, I'm not trying to be difficult but I don't wanna just melt into your world and lose myself completely. We need a balance.
- Blair Waldorf: You do realize that means you'd be entering my world?
- Dan Humphrey: I do. Our relationship isn't about choosing one world or another. Our relationship is our world.
- Charlie 'Lola' Rhodes: [on phone] Hi. Hope I didn't wake you. It's after nine.
- Nate Archibald: Yeah, that's dawn in the Upper East Side.
- Blair Waldorf: Just because a tree grows in Brooklyn does not mean I have to plant it! I'm not going green, I'm going home!
- Gossip Girl: If you want my advice, it's Run, Lola, Run, because you've just let out the mother of all lies.
- Charlie 'Lola' Rhodes: [to Serena] I'm genuinely sorry that I hurt Chuck tonight. I'm not sorry I hurt you.
- Charlie 'Lola' Rhodes: Hi, Dorota. I'm looking for Miss Serena. Have you seen her?
- Dorota Kishlovsky: Oh, Miss Serena hiding in room all day like blonde Unabomber.