In Plain Sight (TV Series)

The Rolling Stones (2011)

Mary McCormack: Mary Shannon

Quotes 

• Mary Shannon : Brandi, single mothers are superheroes, but I don't wanna be one, okay? I can't even run my own life by myself. And I think, ideally, kids should be raised by two parents who love not only them, but each other as well. And since I'm the one playing hostess for nine months, I get to say what's best. Look, I have no idea what it takes to be a good parent, okay? But I've got a pretty good handle on what makes a bad one. And that is why I'm not telling Mark. Got it?

• Marshall Mann : You're not annoyed at taking a backseat?

  Mary Shannon : You kiddin' me? It's Goofus and Gallant in there, and I get the easy one. The backseat's the least I could've hoped for. I'm looking for the trunk.

  Stan McQueen : Okay. That's good, good. Good deal.

  Mary Shannon : And as for your smug little attitude, I'm not so much bothered by it as I am memorizing it. You know, for when this all blows up in your face.

  Stan McQueen : [sarcastically]  There we go.

  Mary Shannon : And for the record, just 'cause my boobs are so big Dolly Parton could sue for silhouette infringement doesn't mean I'm this delicate flower, some porcelain doll.