- Max: My father... sent me to a survival camp in the Philippines when I was nine. They, uh, dropped me in the jungle in the middle of a monsoon. I had to survive for seven days.
- Penelope Pendleton: Your father did that to you?
- Max: It was my birthday.
- Pizza Guy: Hey, man, did you order the Vegetarian Nightmare? Extra Polish sausage, German sausage, Belgian Sausage, Russian sausage...