Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One (2011 Video Game)

Jim Ward: Captain Qwark, Commander Spog

Quotes 

• Captain Qwark : We're gonna die! Alone! Alone in a dark forest, with no cameras to capture every moment so I can be remembered!

• Captain Qwark : You did the right thing Dr. Nefarious.

  Dr. Nefarious : Get bent!

• Clank : I believe I know someone who can fix you.

  Captain Qwark : Well, I don't mean to brag but I did modify my crotchetizer with a vibrating function I like to call the happy platypus.

  Clank : ...I beg your pardon Qwark?

• Dr. Nefarious : Get your elbow out of my face!

  Captain Qwark : Where am I supposed to put it?

  Clank : Ratchet, do not say a word.

• Ratchet : I don't know, I recognise stupidity... I'm friends with Qwark.

  Captain Qwark : Yeah! Wait, what?

• Commander Spog : Steward! Where are all my minions?

  The Steward : Most of them are afraid to fight, commander. They are hiding in storage until the interlopers evacuate.

  Commander Spog : Well then lie, tell them there is a party in sector 12 with cake and presents... I don't know, use your imagination.

  The Steward : Attention minions: there is a party in sector 12, with cake, and presents, and absolutely no threat to your life whatsoever. BYOB!

• [the gang has found the transport to Uzo City abandoned and in disrepair] 

  Ratchet : [chagrined]  Ah, No, no, No... Come On!

  [Captain Qwark dramatically falls into a faint. Dr. Nefarious, alarmed by Quark's faint, catches him from falling. Nefarious watches in concern as Qwark, cradled in his arms, launches into a death-scene monologue] 

  Captain Qwark : [dramamtically]  This is it! The End of President Captain Quark! I can feel Death's icy grip!

  [Clank looks sympathetic, Ratchet rolls his eyes and shakes his head, exasperated. Qwark looks at Dr. Nefarious apologetically] 

  Captain Qwark : Nefarious. I'm sorry I pushed you around in high school. You were smart, and I was such a...

  Dr. Nefarious : [suddenly suspicious]  Moron?

  Captain Qwark : I was gonna say "Adonis", but if you want to be a jerk about it...

  Dr. Nefarious : [genuinely apologetic]  I'm sorry too...

  [pause] 

  Dr. Nefarious : [gradually vitriolic]  You should know that while I was wishing the blarg would tear you apart *limb from limb* so that I could riverdance around you're smoldering, squishy carcass...

  [pause; now more gentle] 

  Dr. Nefarious : ... I still considered you a friend.

  [Nefarious picks up a red wrench nearby and gives it to Qwark. Qwark's face lights up] 

  Captain Qwark : [affected gasp]  An Intergalactic Tool of Justice Award!

  [hugs the "award"] 

  The Plumber : [the wrench's real owner - the Plumber arrives, catching Nefarious and Qwark off-guard]  If you fellas are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back.

  [Dr. Nefarious immediately drops Qwark who lands heavily on the ground]