Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One (2011 Video Game)

Armin Shimerman: Dr. Nefarious

Quotes 

• Dr. Nefarious : [Qwark is unconscious]  Can we kill him?

  Ratchet : No!

  Dr. Nefarious : I can make it look like an accident...

  Ratchet : [pause]  How?

  Clank : Ratchet!

  Ratchet : Alright, no...

• Captain Qwark : You did the right thing Dr. Nefarious.

  Dr. Nefarious : Get bent!

• Dr. Nefarious : [to Qwark]  Even if i was wishing the Blarg would tear you limb from limb so i could river-dance around your smoldering squishy carcass... I always considered you a friend.

• Dr. Nefarious : The Doctor is in... And he hates you!

• Dr. Nefarious : Get your elbow out of my face!

  Captain Qwark : Where am I supposed to put it?

  Clank : Ratchet, do not say a word.

• Dr. Nefarious : Off to confront the diabolical warbot who preys on the innocent... And I'm all out of businesses cards.

• Dr. Nefarious : [about Qwark]  Someone get Fatty McMouth Breather an oxygen mask? I'm NOT gonna carry him if he passes out!

• Ratchet : [Dr. Nefarious catches the heroes by surprise, revealed to be the one who lured them to the Z'Grute under a false Award Ceremony invite]  Dr. Nefarious... I was wondering when you were going to show up? Is that your new space station? Looks a little smaller than the last one.

  Dr. Nefarious : [sarcastically]  Oh, you're hysterical!

  [threateningly] 

  Dr. Nefarious : Let's see you crack jokes inside the digestive tract of a Z'Grute!

  [Screaming at Lawrence through a megaphone to Lawrence's ear] 

  Dr. Nefarious : LAWREENNNNCE!

  Lawrence : [unfazed; very drily]  Oh, Goody. I get to reanimate something.

• Dr. Nefarious : [to Qwark, after getting smacked out of a frozen-up state]  YOU TWIT! You *dare* lay your squishy hands on me? When I get down from here, I'll rip you in half!

• [Dr. Nefarious's hovercraft has been power-drained by the newly reanimated light-eating Z-Grute. The hovercraft sputters and falls, leaving Nefarious and Lawrence in midair] 

  Dr. Nefarious : Son of a...

  [flails his arms and legs; screaming] 

  Dr. Nefarious : BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  [He falls] 

• Clank : [to Capt. Qwark; after defeating Commander Spog and figuring out who should repain his voice modulator]  Pardon me Qwark, I was referring to him.

  [points at Dr. Nefarious] 

  Dr. Nefarious : [Taken aback]  Me? Are you insane?

  Clank : If I may, being evil has not worked out well for you these last few years. Perhaps, using your intelligence for good will yield better results

  [a pause] 

  Dr. Nefarious : [begrudingly]  Alright! Fine! But speak of this to no one!

• [the gang has found the transport to Uzo City abandoned and in disrepair] 

  Ratchet : [chagrined]  Ah, No, no, No... Come On!

  [Captain Qwark dramatically falls into a faint. Dr. Nefarious, alarmed by Quark's faint, catches him from falling. Nefarious watches in concern as Qwark, cradled in his arms, launches into a death-scene monologue] 

  Captain Qwark : [dramamtically]  This is it! The End of President Captain Quark! I can feel Death's icy grip!

  [Clank looks sympathetic, Ratchet rolls his eyes and shakes his head, exasperated. Qwark looks at Dr. Nefarious apologetically] 

  Captain Qwark : Nefarious. I'm sorry I pushed you around in high school. You were smart, and I was such a...

  Dr. Nefarious : [suddenly suspicious]  Moron?

  Captain Qwark : I was gonna say "Adonis", but if you want to be a jerk about it...

  Dr. Nefarious : [genuinely apologetic]  I'm sorry too...

  [pause] 

  Dr. Nefarious : [gradually vitriolic]  You should know that while I was wishing the blarg would tear you apart *limb from limb* so that I could riverdance around you're smoldering, squishy carcass...

  [pause; now more gentle] 

  Dr. Nefarious : ... I still considered you a friend.

  [Nefarious picks up a red wrench nearby and gives it to Qwark. Qwark's face lights up] 

  Captain Qwark : [affected gasp]  An Intergalactic Tool of Justice Award!

  [hugs the "award"] 

  The Plumber : [the wrench's real owner - the Plumber arrives, catching Nefarious and Qwark off-guard]  If you fellas are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back.

  [Dr. Nefarious immediately drops Qwark who lands heavily on the ground]