House M.D. (TV Series)
The Dig (2011)
Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
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Quotes
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [Taub is seeing someone] Where'd you meet her?
Dr. Chris Taub : At the hospital.
Dr. Eric Foreman : If it's Masters, just lie to me.
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Dr. Chris Taub : It's the new CNA in the third floor.
Dr. Eric Foreman : The redhead? She's hot.
Dr. Chris Taub : Yeah, and I'm seeing her again tomorrow night.
Dr. Eric Foreman : I don't know how you do it. Is it the cute, harmless vibe, the self-deprecating humor, or just straight-up roofies?
Dr. Chris Taub : If you're interested, I do seminars.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : Actually, I'm impressed. Messing around with a 22 year-old hottie with your wife on my sofa. You're a full throttle headcase.
Dr. Chris Taub : I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory phone top.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Let's make it really simple. If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
Dr. Chris Taub : You... might want to get rid of your kitchen table... Look I'm sorry, but it was worth it.
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Rachel Taub : Last time you got all noble on me, we ended up dividing our dishes. This time I want to make the decision.
Dr. Chris Taub : You don't feel weird about it?
Rachel Taub : Of course I feel weird about this. It's confusing and messy, and dirty, dumb. But we spent our lives trying to do everything right. And it sucked.
Dr. Chris Taub : It wasn't all bad.
Rachel Taub : It sucked Chris. But this - whatever it is - is fun.
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Dr. Chris Taub : No electric. No gas either. It's cold in here.
Dr. Eric Foreman : The good thing is, I've found a guy who makes you look like a good roommate.
Dr. Chris Taub : Haha. Maybe hoarding is a symptom.