Archer (TV Series)
Tragical History (2011)
Chris Parnell: Cyril Figgis
Quotes
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Cyril Figgis : Well, for your information, Cyril Figgis knows how to beat the worm.
Sterling Archer : Yeah, I bet.
Cyril Figgis : Aaaah! The computer worm!
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Cyril Figgis : Archer, where are you going?
Sterling Archer : Well, judging from the decor, I'm guessing Spelvin's got one of those kick-ass Japanese soaking tubs.
Cyril Figgis : What? After all that, you want to take a bath?
Sterling Archer : Do you not?
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Sterling Archer : Fine! Take the suits to my tailor and the shoes to my shoemaker.
Cyril Figgis : I... you have a shoemaker?
Sterling Archer : Do you not?
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Cyril Figgis : [smashes phone] Hated that phone. Always dropping calls, you know?
Sterling Archer : Yeah, you're probably holding it wrong.
Cyril Figgis : Oh yeah, just like Cyril Figgis always does everything wrong, is that what you mean?
Sterling Archer : ...Basically.
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Dr. Krieger : I still have one bullet left. It's your choice Cyril.
Cyril Figgis : Archer, I thought he used all six how many are left?
Sterling Archer : I don't know who do I look like? Count... Bullets?