30 Rock (TV Series)
Everything Sunny All the Time Always (2011)
Tina Fey: Liz Lemon
Quotes
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Liz Lemon : Someday this place is gonna be a kick-ass duplex, like on "Diff'rent Strokes."
Jenna Maroney : Conrad Bain once slapped me in a men's room.
Liz Lemon : I just got to get rid of all these boxes. I don't even know what this stuff is anymore.
[picks up Spanish-language course]
Liz Lemon : Comencé a estudiar these, but then yo gave up. Here's the novel I never finished.
Jenna Maroney : Hmm.
[reading]
Jenna Maroney : "Liz stabbed Jenna repeatedly. "
[picks up the book "The Secret"]
Jenna Maroney : "The Secret"? I gave you this five years ago. You still haven't read it? It works, Liz. Look at me. Ever since I started secreting, I've become a TV star, I found my soul mate. You saw how flat Gwyneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars. I visualized all of that.