Cell Phone Salesman: Great! Okay so you're all set, you're all signed up. Um... now there is a nominal fee if you want to keep your current phone number
Various Characters: Yeah I thought that was a free service
Cell Phone Salesman: After you pay for it, it is free. So...
Various Characters: Okay
Cell Phone Salesman: It's just a one time fee that you annually
Various Characters: It's not a one time fee. But...
Cell Phone Salesman: -it is one time in that you only pay one time a year
Various Characters: Great
Various Characters: That's not one time!