Eating Out: Drama Camp (2011)

Lilach Mendelovich: Penny

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Quotes 

• Casey : God, I think you just scared a fart out of me.

  Penny : I get that a lot.

• Dick Dickey : Penny! Someone crapped in the urinal! Take care of it!

  Penny : Right away! Duty calls. Get it? "Duty." How do I come up with these things?

• Penny : Why would anyone pretend to be straight these days? I thought Neil Patrick Harris changed all that.

• Penny : I read a scientific study once. To see if a guy's gay, they got him to look at a hot naked man and checked if he had a boner.

  Casey : They did a study on that?

  Penny : Yeah.

• Penny : But Benji's not even gay, maybe.

  Casey : He had a frozen turkey leg when we kissed.

• Penny : [having groped a fellow camper]  I can't tell if Benji's dick was big because it was hard or big because it was just a big dick.

  Casey : Well, how dense was it?

  Penny : Normal dense?

  Casey : Okay, like grabbing a frozen turkey leg dense or like grabbing a giant marshmallow dense?

  Penny : I don't know - somewhere in between? - but it could have been his iphone or a shoe for all I know.

  Casey : A shoe? When's the last time you touched a dick, anyway?

  Penny : That was my first.