Eating Out: Drama Camp (2011)

Daniel Skelton: Casey

Quotes 

• Casey : I can't shit in public toilets.

  Lilly : Seems ya got a long summer for YOU.

• Casey : God, I think you just scared a fart out of me.

  Penny : I get that a lot.

• Beau : Wow, Casey, you're like the cutest red-head I've ever seen.

  Casey : Thanks, but, um, I... I'm-I'm blonde.

  Beau : Oh, whatever it is, you're smokin'.

• Penny : I read a scientific study once. To see if a guy's gay, they got him to look at a hot naked man and checked if he had a boner.

  Casey : They did a study on that?

  Penny : Yeah.

• Casey : I'm a terrible person.

  Lilly : Only on the inside.

• Penny : But Benji's not even gay, maybe.

  Casey : He had a frozen turkey leg when we kissed.

• Casey : Okay, look, I'm pretty cool, but I'm NOT gonna stick his dick in your mouth for you.

• Jason : Now, Petruchio, I want you to lean in and kiss Hortensio and get your first kiss ever.

  Casey : Um... for realsies?

• Penny : [having groped a fellow camper]  I can't tell if Benji's dick was big because it was hard or big because it was just a big dick.

  Casey : Well, how dense was it?

  Penny : Normal dense?

  Casey : Okay, like grabbing a frozen turkey leg dense or like grabbing a giant marshmallow dense?

  Penny : I don't know - somewhere in between? - but it could have been his iphone or a shoe for all I know.

  Casey : A shoe? When's the last time you touched a dick, anyway?

  Penny : That was my first.