Eating Out: Drama Camp (2011)

Chris Salvatore: Zack

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Quotes 

• Roger : I look like Ricky Martin's asshole.

  Zack : You need a lot more blood for that.

• Zack : If y'all wanna talk about bitches and guns and football, I can feel it, yo.

  Jason : I'm straight, not brain-dead.

• Zack : I got a hunch you're gonna start feeling human real soon.

• Zack : You've ever had to kiss a guy before?

  Benji : How bad could it be?

• Zack : He has his name sewn into his underwear. There's nothing to be jealous about.

• Zack : [infected with poison oak]  It's like my whole body is a circumcision wound.

• Benji : I'm close.

  Zack : Me, too.

  Benji : I love theater.

• Zack : Do you like any of the girls here, bro?

  Benji : Bro?

  Zack : I don't know. Isn't that what guys say to each other?

  Benji : In gay pornos, maybe, or the south.