- Louise Belcher: Just learning the steps to becoming a god would be great.
- Linda Belcher: You can be whatever you set your mind to be, sweetie.
- Bob Belcher: Right, but *maybe* not a Greek god?
- Linda Belcher: Maybe not, maybe yes. Who knows, Bob?
- Gene Belcher: Don't squash her dreams you puny human man!
- Louise Belcher: I'm gonna strike him down first
- Ms. Padaro: OK, for the next two weeks, you are ancient Greeks, and you will sit in the round, as the Greeks did. Doesn't it feel more equal? More democratic? Well, guess who invented democracy.
- Ollie: Miss America?
- Andy: David Democracy?
- Ollie: Santa Claus?