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Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (2011)

Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry

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• Abed Nadir : An arrow flies through the air over Brutalitops. Goblins are running toward you from the treeline wielding daggers.

  Troy Barnes : I attack them using my... additional notes.

  Abed Nadir : It has no effect. Britta?

  Britta Perry : I wanna know why these goblins are attacking us. Maybe these woods are their rightful land and from their perspective...

  [everyone else groans] 

  Troy Barnes : You're like the AT&T of people!

• Abed Nadir : Jeff.

  Jeff Winger : Uh, I take my throwing knife and throw it, knife style.

  Abed Nadir : You do 10 points of damage.

  Jeff Winger : [self-satisfied]  Look at that. What am I not good at?

  Britta Perry : [deadpan]  Sex.

• Narrator : But pain need not be spoken to be known. Not to all. It was, strangely, Jeff the Liar, son of William the Barely Known, who first became concerned.

  Jeff Winger : Neil.

  Narrator : It was Jeff who pretended to be interested in Dungeons & Dragons in an effort to lift Neil's spirits. And when Jeff's fake interest resulted in Neil giving Jeff all his books, explaining he wouldn't need them anymore, it was Annie the Dayplanner, herself a recovering headcase, that recognized the signs of coming doom. A council was called. Troy the Obtuse. Shirley the Cloying.

  Shirley Bennett : [overlapping]  Hee-hee-hee. I know.

  Narrator : Abed the Undiagnosable.

  Britta Perry : [overlapping]  Julian Assange is a modern-day Paine.

  Narrator : Britta the Needlessly Defiant. For reasons that should be obvious, Pierce the Insensitive, known also as Pierce the Dickish, and Grandpa the Flatulent, was not invited. The group agreed that what Fat Neil needed most was to feel like a winner for a change. They would invite Neil that Saturday to a game of Dungeons & Dragons designed by Abed to help Neil reclaim his confidence.

  Jeff Winger , Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry , Annie Edison , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Señor Chang : For Neil.

  Narrator : At the end of the meeting, they realized that Chang had been there and felt too awkward to mention it. What they couldn't have known was that they had just scheduled the most important game of Dungeons & Dragons ever. A game which not only might save a life, but which would forever change the balance between good and Pierce.