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Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (2011)

Ken Jeong: Ben Chang

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• Señor Chang : [Chang shows up for the game in blackface]  Hey, Neil. This is gonna be awesome, yo.

  Shirley Bennett : So, we're just gonna ignore that hate crime, huh?

  Señor Chang : I'm a dark elf or a drow.

  Jeff Winger : Shouldn't you be wearing armor?

  Señor Chang : [chuckles sarcastically]  I'm an elf, not a nerd.

• Narrator : But pain need not be spoken to be known. Not to all. It was, strangely, Jeff the Liar, son of William the Barely Known, who first became concerned.

  Jeff Winger : Neil.

  Narrator : It was Jeff who pretended to be interested in Dungeons & Dragons in an effort to lift Neil's spirits. And when Jeff's fake interest resulted in Neil giving Jeff all his books, explaining he wouldn't need them anymore, it was Annie the Dayplanner, herself a recovering headcase, that recognized the signs of coming doom. A council was called. Troy the Obtuse. Shirley the Cloying.

  Shirley Bennett : [overlapping]  Hee-hee-hee. I know.

  Narrator : Abed the Undiagnosable.

  Britta Perry : [overlapping]  Julian Assange is a modern-day Paine.

  Narrator : Britta the Needlessly Defiant. For reasons that should be obvious, Pierce the Insensitive, known also as Pierce the Dickish, and Grandpa the Flatulent, was not invited. The group agreed that what Fat Neil needed most was to feel like a winner for a change. They would invite Neil that Saturday to a game of Dungeons & Dragons designed by Abed to help Neil reclaim his confidence.

  Jeff Winger , Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry , Annie Edison , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Señor Chang : For Neil.

  Narrator : At the end of the meeting, they realized that Chang had been there and felt too awkward to mention it. What they couldn't have known was that they had just scheduled the most important game of Dungeons & Dragons ever. A game which not only might save a life, but which would forever change the balance between good and Pierce.