The Kwicky Koala Show (TV Series)
Cabin Crazy/Ice Follies/Punchy Pirates/Spring Is in the Air/Concert Pianist/Rattletrap Rawhide/Marathon Mutt/Hunger Pangs and Pzings (1981)
Bob Ogle: Kwicky Koala
Quotes
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[Clyde's car is being chased by a torrent of flood water]
Crazy Claws : Time to do some plumbing, before we all end up like Clyde - all wet, that is!
[Jumps out of the car and cuts a hole in the river bed big enough for the flood water]
Crazy Claws : If we have time, I do a fast chorus of Singing in the Drain!
[Raises paw to mouth]
Crazy Claws : It's all over, Clyde! Or should I say under? You can stop now!
[CC reacts to the sound of a crash out of shot, followed by camera cutting to Clyde's wrecked car]
Clyde : God darn it - I've been stopped by a dead end!
Crazy Claws : [Walking towards the car] 2 dead ends, Clyde.
[Stops]
Clyde : 2?
Crazy Claws : Well, make it 3 - that dead end under your hat and the dead end dog - he's not going anywhere!
Ranger Rangerfield : [Holding a pad and pencil] And neither are you, Clyde - I'm giving you a ticket!
Clyde : Oh no, the Ranger - a forth dead end!
Crazy Claws : I wish I'd have said that - don't worry, I will!
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Clyde : It's that there cat critter!
Crazy Claws : Don't be formal, call me Crazy, or you might call me later, but if you do call me later I'll be gone!
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Ranger Rangerfield : Floods happen when the ground can't absorb any more rain
Clyde : Do tell!
Ranger Rangerfield : Then the water runs off at the rivers and the streams.
Crazy Claws : And the Ranger runs off at the mouth!
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Crazy Claws : [after covering Clyde and Bristletooth with mud] This is called camoflague.
[Turns to face the camera]
Crazy Claws : I'm begining to sound like the Ranger!
Clyde : Err, it appears to be a lot like mud to me!
Crazy Claws : Very good! Now, when I walk by, it'll be hard to tell you from a pile of mud!
[Turns towards the camera]
Crazy Claws : And I must say, it matches your personality!
[Runs off]