Jim MacGeorge: Crazy Claws

Quotes 

• Crazy Claws : [while skaiting on the lake]  Now for a little freestyle! you know, just because I'm doing this for nothing, don't think I'm a cheapskate - these cost a dollor 98!

• Ranger Rangerfield : Don't you dare sledge down that hill - we're keeping it neat for the tourists!

  [slips] 

  Ranger Rangerfield : Opps! oh my!

  Crazy Claws : Now that's what I call a tourist trap!

• Crazy Claws : Excuse me, but...

  Rawhide Clyde : [Whispered]  Shush! Can't you see we're trying to catch a cat?

  Crazy Claws : I'm only trying to...

  Rawhide Clyde : [Backing away]  You can tell me later!

  Crazy Claws : [as Clyde and Bristle start sliding down the ski jump]  Well, better later than never!

  [shouts] 

  Crazy Claws : You're backing onto the ski jump!

• Crazy Claws : This ice should go on a diet. It isn't thin enough!

  Rawhide Clyde : Are you joshing, stranger?

  Crazy Claws : No, I'm Crazy Claws!

• Crazy Claws : I just love the snow, except for those flakes!

• Crazy Claws : What's that?

  Clyde : Well, godarn it, read the sign, you varmit!

  Crazy Claws : Thin ice. Okay, I'll go find some fat ice!

• [Crazy Claws has skated right over the thin ice] 

  Clyde : Now how come he didn't fall through? I just naturally don't understand it!

  Crazy Claws : It's okay, folks, he just naturally doesn't understand anything!

• Crazy Claws : This hill was made to order, but I'd prefer a hamburger and french fries to go!

  Ranger Rangerfield : [Running towards Crazy Claws]  Stop right there!

  Crazy Claws : Oh, do you want to change your order?

• Crazy Claws : Isn't that nice, it's a coming out party. I'll think I'll join them before they fall apart!

• [Clyde and The Ranger have just crashed through a tree] 

  Crazy Claws : How's that for unpacking a trunk?