NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)

Imposters (2011)

Eric Christian Olsen: Marty Deeks

Quotes 

• Kensi Blye : Feel free to dazzle me with your detective skills anytime.

  Marty Deeks : Heh. You couldn't handle my skills.

  Kensi Blye : Oh? I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  Marty Deeks : That's classy.

• Nell Jones : Oh, actually, Detective, Hetty asked if she could speak with you... alone.

  Kensi Blye : Ooo. Someone's in trouble

  Marty Deeks : Yeah, right.

  Sam Hanna : Just remember the distress word.

  G. Callen : Yeah. If that doesn't work, just feint a seizure.

  [Callen and Sam leave] 

  Marty Deeks : I'm not in trouble. I'm not in trouble.

  [Quietly to Kensi] 

  Marty Deeks : Hey, am I in trouble?

• Marty Deeks : Wow. Heh. I'm uh, I'm flattered - Hetty. Thank you, but I just don't know if this is the right thing for me right now. Well, because I'm a cop. And I think it's more than what I do, it's who I am.

  Henrietta Lange : I understand. But things do change. And uh, when they do, it pays to be ready. Keep it. In case you ever change your mind. I've signed and dated it, so it's ready when you're ready.

  [Deeks leaves] 

  Henrietta Lange : What about my segway?

• Star : A lot of people want a better life for themselves, and dream of being someone they're not. Star sounds a lot better than Sarah Anne Shulman from Tunahannock, Pennsylvania.

  Marty Deeks : I don't know about that. Sarah Anne sounds pretty to me.

  Star : Are you two like - together together?

  Marty Deeks : Is it that obvious?

  Kensi Blye : No! We're just partners.

  Marty Deeks : With privilges.

  Kensi Blye : Oh, *definitely* not!

• Kensi Blye : [about a gift Hetty gave to Kensi]  No, it's just something Hetty's getting rid of.

  Marty Deeks : Really?

  Kensi Blye : Yeah, but you have to be careful. Be -

  [Deeks triggers the switch revealing the blade] 

  Marty Deeks : Mm hmm. You two scare me.

  Kensi Blye : ...Good.

• Marty Deeks : One day, Sam, this dog will save your life. I think somebody owes Monty an apology.

  Sam Hanna : Okay. Nice work, mutt.

  Kensi Blye : That's not very nice.

  Sam Hanna : I was talking to Deeks.

  Marty Deeks : Thanks.

• Sam Hanna : [Deeks brings in Monty the police dog]  You sure that's a police dog and not a specimen.

  G. Callen : Seriously Deeks, at least get him a pair of pants, all right?

  Marty Deeks : Just ignore them, Monty. They're jealous of me too.

• G. Callen : [about Hetty]  Why would she be worried about me?

  Sam Hanna : You can be a worrisome guy.

  [Sam chuckles] 

  Sam Hanna : She pulled me aside - wanted to talk about it today.

  Kensi Blye : Me too. But not about you. It - we had a real heart-to-heart today - about the future.

  Marty Deeks : Me three. She's talking about things changing.

  G. Callen : Guys. She's putting her affairs in order.