- Sheila Jackson: So, I'm just curious about what happens at the Purity Ball tonight.
- Eddie Jackson: Well, it's a Christian event designed to strengthen the bond between fathers and daughters. We make a covenant... of purity, like an oath. And then we exchange promise rings and, uh we do some chastity prayers. It's fun.
- Sheila Jackson: Wow. Do they have these, um, balls for young men?
- Eddie Jackson: [perplexed] Why would they?