How Not to Rescue a Princess (2010)

Igor Shibanov: Grandee

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Prince of Kiev : It's boring. It's boring. And with the wedding not working out... .

  Grandee : But it was fun. What snacks!... I mean the trouble with these women. Trouble! Here I also had a bad situation. In Veronezh, it was...

  [the raven leaves a bundle on the prince's windowsill, caws harshly, then flies away. The prince opens the bundle and finds a beautiful baby girl wrapped inside] 

  Grandee : Wow!

  Prince of Kiev : Coochie choochie coo! What a cutie, huh?

  [the baby coos happily, then her eyes flash and the queen's manical adult laughter is heard as the screen goes black] 

• Prince of Kiev : Boring. Boring. All I do is sit on the throne all day.and the years go by.

  Grandee : So go hiking, Princeling. Exercise those legs of yours.

  Prince of Kiev : Nooo, it's not princely to walk. People will laugh.

  Grandee : You could walk around the castle. No one would notice. What if someone you meet asks, "Where is the library?" Everyone will respect you?

  Prince of Kiev : I have a library?