How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Last Words (2011)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Barney Stinson : Today, we are going to make Marshall laugh. Ted, what's the one thing that always cracks him up?
Ted Mosby : Internet footage of a guy getting hit in the nuts?
Barney Stinson : [Over the top of Ted] Internet footage of a guy getting hit in the nuts, exactly! So we are going to get our bro a four star nad rattler. You search knees, feet, bannisters, fire hydrants and diving boards. And I'll cover bats, racquets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding crops.
[They both pull out their phones]
Ted Mosby : What about animals?
Barney Stinson : [Points to Ted] Claws, paws, talons.
[Points to himself]
Barney Stinson : Hooves, beaks and clenched monkey fists. We can do this!