CBGB (2013)
Richard de Klerk: Taxi
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Quotes
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Hilly Kristal : What do you expect to do around here?
Lisa Kristal : Well, what do you do around here?
Hilly Kristal : Do you want a job or do you want to fight?
Lisa Kristal : I asked you for a job.
Hilly Kristal : Fine.
[she hands him the Josh Feigenbaum article and he gives it a once-over]
Hilly Kristal : Okay. To start with, bands will sound check from 4:00 to 6:00.
Taxi : Yeah.
Hilly Kristal : I'll post the lineup at 7:30. And bands don't get to decide the order. They fight, they're out.
Lisa Kristal : Got it. Anything else?
Hilly Kristal : Yeah. Bikers don't pay for their drinks.
Lisa Kristal : When?
Hilly Kristal : A lot.
Mad Mountain : Ever.
Lisa Kristal : Why not?
Hilly Kristal : Policy.
[the phone rings]
Hilly Kristal : CBGB. Hold on.
[covering the receiver]
Hilly Kristal : Bill collectors. You're hired.
[Jonathan poops on the floor]
Hilly Kristal : Cleanup on aisle ten.
Lisa Kristal : Oh, he is not talking to me, is he?
Merv Ferguson : Yes. He is.
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Taxi : [after a night's work] Seven dollars? How am I supposed to live on this?
Merv Ferguson : Hey man, art sucks.