Lost Girl (TV Series)

Mirror, Mirror (2011)

Ksenia Solo: Kenzi Malikov

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• Kenzi Malikov : In Russian, we have a saying: "Dodna!" To the bottom. Of the glass, yes - But also you can fight, Bo. Fight for Dyson. Fight for Lauren. Fight for what makes you happy.

  Bo : [Lifts her glass]  To the bottom.

• Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan : Definitely not a tattoo. Definitely mystical.

  Bo : My face would love to hear your theories once you're done consulting my butt.

  Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan : No need to feel self-conscious. Just think of me as a doctor.

  Kenzi Malikov : A centuries old, bar-tending butt-doctor?

• Kenzi Malikov : Y'all got some secret Fae alphabet we don't know about?

  Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan : You should see our Fae Sesame Street.

  Kenzi Malikov : Don't tease; that would be awesome.

• Kenzi Malikov : [Watching Dyson flirt with a waitress]  "Oh my God Dyson. I love your pelt."

  Bo : Maybe she'll turn him into a coat.

  Kenzi Malikov : Maybe he'll give her rabies.

• Kenzi Malikov : Here's one: the Festering Hex. We cast this on Dyson we can make "it" fall off.

  Bo : To his wang! May it rest in piece.

  Kenzi Malikov : We hit him with the old Bob Barker special then hit his waitress with...

  [Flicks through book] 

  Kenzi Malikov : A bad case of "Toadstool-itis".

  Bo : That can't be a real thing.

  Kenzi Malikov : It is, and it might be tricky. How much Eye of Newt would you say we're packing?

• Bo : Oh my - -You are scared of this Baba Gaga.

  Kenzi Malikov : [Whispers]  Baba Yaga, and yeah she's horrible! Horrible... But she'll occasionally help chicks get revenge on a dude who's wronged them.

  Bo : Okay, I'm listening.

  Kenzi Malikov : You get a mirror, say her name three times, tell her the name of the dude you want cursed...

  Bo : Bye bye wolf junk?

  Kenzi Malikov : Perhaps we're concentrating too much on Dyson's genital region.

• Dyson Thornwood : You know, I understand you hate me right now, but you put a curse on me? What are you? Fourteen?

  Bo : Again, it wasn't me! It was Baba Yaga! Via Kenzi!

  Dyson Thornwood : Who does whatever she thinks you want her to do!

  Kenzi Malikov , William 'Hale' Santiago : Hey! Not fair, man.

• Kenzi Malikov : Yeah, someone should really tell B. Y. These things come in frozen french fry form!

  Elena : What good Russian girl doesn't know how to peel a potato?

  Kenzi Malikov : If I was 'good', I wouldn't be here.

• Bo : [after burning Baga Yaga in the oven]  I can't believe you're up for more drinking.

  Kenzi Malikov : I always drink after a barbecue.

• Anna : It is time for the feast.

  Kenzi Malikov : I'm hungry and everything, but a feast? Here? This is insane.

  Anna : This meal is not for us. We make do with slop.

  Kenzi Malikov : [Hopeful]  Delicious slop?