Peep Show (TV Series)
New Year's Eve (2010)
Paterson Joseph: Alan Johnson
Quotes
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Johnson : What have you come as? Techno hippie street bum?
Jeremy Usborne : I'm not actually wearing a costume, Alan, so the joke's on you.
Johnson : Yes, I knew that, so the joke's on you.
Jeremy Usborne : Well, I didn't realise you knew that, so it can't have been a very good joke.
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[Johnson, a former alcoholic, picks up a glass of champagne]
Mark Corrigan : [grabbing hold of the glass in Johnson's hand] Isn't it like kryptonite? Won't it kill you?
Johnson : I'm not going to drink it, Mark, I'll just take a sniff for old time's sake.
[Mark lets go. Johnson sniffs it, then downs it]
Johnson : More fool you, asshole.