Peep Show (TV Series)

St Hospitals (2010)

Olivia Colman: Sophie Chapman

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Quotes 

• Midwife : OK, darling. Baby's doing fine, I just want to see how you're doing, see how dilated you are, OK?

  [she puts on a rubber glove] 

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  Hmm, stuck on the Medical Channel and there's no remote control.

  [the Midwife slips her hand between Sophie's legs. Sophie winces. Mark and Jeremy look at each other awkwardly] 

  Jeremy Usborne : Maybe some... music?

  Mark Corrigan : Yes. Yeah, m-maybe some music.

  Sophie Chapman : [gasps]  Uh-huh.

  [Jeremy goes over to a small hi-fi and switches it on. Panpipe music plays] 

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  What a bastard. That's gonna drive us all totally bonkers.

  Midwife : Yeah, you're doing great, you're fully dilated. Your baby's coming. There's no time for an epidural.

  [Sophie groans. The midwife leaves] 

  Sophie Chapman : She put her whole hand in!

  Mark Corrigan : Blimey.

  Sophie Chapman : I didn't think she'd put her whole hand in!

  Mark Corrigan : No, God.

  Jeremy Usborne : Look, maybe I should go.

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  Of course, brings the insufferable music, then goes. He's like the 1980s.

• Sophie Chapman : [in labour]  Aaaaaargh! Bastard, bastard, fat bastard!

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  Is that for me or just general bastarding?

  Sophie Chapman : Oh, fuck off, fuck off!

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  If she keeps saying "fuck off", I might fuck off. That's got to be within your rights, to fuck off if someone repeatedly screams at you to fuck off.

  [to the midwife] 

  Mark Corrigan : Can I... I just need to nip to the little boys' room.

  [voiceover] 

  Mark Corrigan : Yeah, the little boys' room, for little boys.