Kickassia (2010 Video)
Phelan Porteous: Phelous
Quotes
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Phelous : I think our last option after our last option is Linkara.
Angry Joe : Yeah, you might have a point.
[Looks over at Linkara who is cleaning his magic gun]
Angry Joe : What do you say Linkara? Why don't you try out some of that strategic mumbo-jumbo?
Linkara : [Puts the gun away and gets up, throwing an arm over Joe's shoulder as he talks] Joe, Joe, Joe. I know we've had our differences in the past.
Angry Joe : We have?
Linkara : Yes; I don't like you very much.
Angry Joe : Oh.
[Pouts]
Linkara : [while walking away] But your live of destruction mixed with my love of planning destruction might serve us well.
Angry Joe : So you'll do it?
Linkara : [Looks dramatically over his shoulder] Its my job to do it.
Linkara : [Spins around dramatically, shedding his coat to reveal a TNG Star Trek uniform and knocking off his fedora to replace it with a helmet before pushing Joe aside and imitating Patton] Alright troops, here's how its gonna work...
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Nostalgia Critic : [over the phone] Can you hear me?
Angry Joe : Yes.
Nostalgia Chick : Yes.
Phelous : Yes.
Cinema Snob : No. I mean yes.
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Nostalgia Critic : And so, it is the ruling of this court that you be found guilty for the crimes against our government. All in favor, say 'aye'. Aye. All opposed?
The Spoony One , Linkara , Angry Joe , Nostalgia Chick , Phelous , MarzGurl , Bennett the Sage , 8-Bit Mickey , Benzaie : Nay!
Nostalgia Critic : [sing-songy] Too bad I'm in charge! Guilty!
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Nostalgia Critic : Wait! I have an idea!
Phelous : Really? What is it?
Nostalgia Critic : The idea... involves...
Phelous : You.
Nostalgia Critic : Me... um...
Phelous : Getting.
Nostalgia Critic : Getting... I... uh...
Phelous : Your ass kicked.
Nostalgia Critic : My ass kicked. Me getting my ass kicked. Oh, wait.
Phelous : Too late.
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Nostalgia Critic , The Spoony One , Linkara , Angry Joe , Nostalgia Chick , Phelous , MarzGurl , Bennett the Sage , Benzaie , JewWario : I believe in Santa Christ.
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Nostalgia Critic : It's okay, I booked everybody a hotel room.
[Cut to a shot of everyone crammed inside a hotel room]
Phelous : Well gee, I didn't see that one coming.
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Phelous : Hey guys, uh, I got a idea. This might seem like a shot in the dark, but what if we'd just used weapons?
Nostalgia Critic : Nah, nah, it's a terrible idea.
[beat]
Nostalgia Critic : Wait! I have an idea!
Phelous : Gee, does it involve using weapons?
Nostalgia Critic : It involves using weapons!
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Phelous : Well, *that* didn't work.
Bennett the Sage : Didn't you have any other strategy outside of going, "Aaaaaaahhhhh!"
Nostalgia Critic : Well, I didn't think that far ahead.
Cinema Snob : No, you just thought up to where everyone was in charge, and *you* were ruling the fucking world.
Nostalgia Critic : Yes.
Paw : You can't just do that, Critic. You have to plan these things out. You have to have a strategy for God's sake!
Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, but that takes hard work. Hard work that we do not have!