- Dr. Edison Milford Goodson III: Sit down. I bought you something.
- Bonnie Goodson: What is it?
- Dr. Edison Milford Goodson III: A male stripper, open the damn box.
- Bonnie Goodson: I don't really think I'm in the mood.
- Dr. Edison Milford Goodson III: Well, I wasn't in the mood to get you something but I got it. Open the box.