Will McKenzie: [narrating] Now, I'm not one for making rash judgements, but to me, Fergus looked like a massive ginger bellend with a stupid car and I hated him.
Will McKenzie: [Kicks door shut] Fucking Mrs Springett!
Jay: [commenting on Will's house rules] God, it's like staying at the Ritz!
Will: Famous of course, for its "No chucking drinks or toast" policy!