Whites (TV Series)
Episode #1.2 (2010)
Stephen Wight: Skoose
Quotes
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Kiki : What are you doing?
Bib : I am designing our new menu.
Kiki : What's that book?
Bib : This? This, Kiki, is my new bible.
[Holds up Shay Marshall's cook book 'The Shay Way']
Kiki : Wow. Its much nicer than my mum's bible. Hers doesn't have any pictures. Just a boring cross on the front. Is that Jesus?
Bib : J- Jesus? Kiki, how many photos have you ever seen of jesus?
Kiki : Loads.
Bib : [annoyed] Loads?
Kiki : Yea, Christmas cards, the signs outside the church.
Bib : [more annoyed] Photos?
Kiki : I think they're photos.
Bib : Kiki, you know who that is dont you? He just landed outside on the lawn in a big pink helicopter... Its got his name written right there!
Kiki : [reading slowly] Shay Mar-shall.
Bib : Ay, there we go. There we are, got there in the end didn't we?
Kiki : [takes a bite of a sandwich] Why's he on a bible?
Bib : Somebody kill me.
Skoose : I'll do it.