House M.D. (TV Series)
Unplanned Parenthood (2010)
Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : [In a soothing voice] Are there any masses causing an obstruction?
Dr. Chris Taub : No. Are you okay?
Dr. Gregory House : [Still in soothing voice] Just talking in a soothing voice. Not for your benefit. Why is it turning you on?
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Dr. Chris Taub : So what was that shrug? A "Dr. Cheng could work" shrug or a "House is gonna crush you for even considering her" shrug?
[Chase shrugs]
Dr. Chris Taub : You suck.
Dr. Robert Chase : House is gonna hate anyone we hire, because he doesn't want to hire anyone.
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Dr. Gregory House : Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? I know about the Jew, the Black and the Croc Hunter, but when did we get our Asian persuasion on?
Dr. Chris Taub : Dr. Cheng is the NICU attending on the case and she's not here.
Dr. Gregory House : Well, then I just wasted a perfectly good racial epithet.
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Abbey : What are the risks to putting my baby on chemo?
Dr. Chris Taub : It could damage her brain or affect her development. But these risks are small compared to the risks you would be taking by leaving your cancers untreated.
Abbey : [Long pause] I want to wait.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : House, there's someone here I need you to meet. I just hired Dr. Christine Fraser. She's a board-certified...
Dr. Gregory House : [via phone] Nice to meet you. You're fired.
Dr. Fraser : What?
Dr. Eric Foreman : House, you're kidding, right? I've done my due diligence. She's the best there is.
Dr. Fraser : What did I do?
Dr. Gregory House : You had the misfortune to be the lesson that Foreman is learning. That whooshing sound is the air being let out of his ego.
[Fraser leaves the room]
Dr. Eric Foreman : You are such an ass, House. You could've made the same point without crushing the hopes of a young doctor who was actually excited to have this job.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm not sure I could have. You keep giving me far too much credit. Taub, it's your turn to find a young doctor who's actually excited to have this job.
Dr. Chris Taub : For you to fire?
Dr. Gregory House : Not until you, or she, earns it.
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Dr. Chris Taub : Pretty amazing case. Thanks for your help.
Dr. Cheng : I was glad for the chance to work it with you.
Dr. Chris Taub : I've thought about it, and I'd like to formally offer you the job.
Dr. Cheng : It's funny. I wanted to work on House's team until I started working with his team.
Dr. Chris Taub : Yeah, I know. Chase and Foreman can get a little...
Dr. Cheng : Actually, it's you. I get that House is an ass, but at least he owns it.
Dr. Chris Taub : You don't understand. This whole thing was just a game to House. I didn't have a choice, but...
Dr. Cheng : You're a grown man, Dr. Taub. You can make whatever choices you want. And instead of hiring me when he said you could, you chose to act like a paranoid, scared little kid. I hate kids... Goodbye, Dr. Taub.