- Jim Halpert: Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug, and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?
- Danny Cordray: Excuse me, everybody. I want to invite you all to the Halloween party I'm having at my bar.
- Kevin Malone: You own a bar?
- Danny Cordray: Public School, at exit 11.
- Oscar Martinez: [condescendingly] That's a great... name. You're hilarious. A+...