- Plumber #1: Aggregor. This is the Plumbers. Drop your weapons and raise your primary manipulation organs into the air. You are surrounded. You think you can assault Plumbers and just walk away?
- Aggregor: Actually, yes.
- Ben Tennyson: Come on, Kevin. Meat is man food.
- Kevin Levin: Meat smoothies aren't man food. A meat smoothie is pretty much the definition of baby food.
- Ben Tennyson: Now that you mention it, I knew it reminded me of something.
- Grandpa Max: [to Kevin] Kid, I have never seen anyone work a crime scene like that. You've got a future in law enforcement - on one side or another.
- Kevin Levin: Think you can manage not to crash her for five minutes?
- Ben Tennyson: I don't know. That's like double my record.
- Kevin Levin: You don't have to tell me what it means to be a Plumber. This was my dad's badge. Now it's mine.
- Gwen Tennyson: I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean...
- [Kevin kisses Gwen]
- Kevin Levin: It probably doesn't do any harm to keep an eye on me. I'm not entirely trustworthy.
- Colonel Rozum: Since you kids helped us get our nuke back from that alien, the Air Force has assigned me to handle all of the wierd stuff.
- Kevin Levin: Weird stuff?
- Colonel Rozum: Aliens, monsters, UFOs. My new case has all three... and a time machine. Back in the 50s, the US Government made a failed attempt to build one.
- Gwen Tennyson: In Los Soledad.
- Colonel Rozum: That's classified information!
- Kevin Levin: We know a lot of stuff we're not supposed to.
- Colonel Rozum: That facility is under a read seal. If my men can't retake that base, my orders are to destroy it.
- Paradox: [entering] That would be a major error, or is that a colonel error? I'm not very good with rank.
- Paradox: In any case, I have other business demanding my attention, even more crucial. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
- Kevin Levin: You cribbed that from those movies.
- Paradox: I'm a time traveller. How do you know I won't eventually say it first?
- Nanomech: That's all of 'em. We're going in. I want everybody to look sharp. And remember that our first priority...
- [Kevin tries to muffle his laugh]
- Nanomech: WHAT?
- Kevin Levin: Uh, it's hard to take you seriously with that voice.
- Kevin Levin: You can't do that! You KNOW what it'll do to you.
- Aggregor: What, because I'm Osmosian, because absorbing energy causes insanity?
- Kevin Levin: Yes! Stop before it's too late.
- Aggregor: Lies - told by the powerful to control the weak.
- Gwen Tennyson: Kevin, is that why you...?
- Kevin Levin: It's NOT a lie! It happened to me when I was a kid. You won't be able to help yourself. You won't be...
- Colonel Rozum: Your friends are strange.
- Ben Tennyson: Yeah, we are. Who wants to go save the world?
- [Max, Gwen, Kevin and Ben all raise their hands]
- Ben Tennyson: But we're dependable.