Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Free Elka (2011)
Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky
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Quotes
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Elka Ostrovsky : [to Victoria's selfish whining while Elka is in jail] Oh, you gotta front up and bug down, bitch!... It's prison slang.
Joy Scroggs : You've been here three hours.
Elka Ostrovsky : The joint changes you. I also know how to kill somebody with a toothbrush.
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Elka Ostrovsky : It's all your stupid cop boyfriend's fault.
Melanie Moretti : I know, and Pete's being punished. I am not talking to him.
Elka Ostrovsky : That's not how you punish a man. You talk more!
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Elka Ostrovsky : What's with the big M?
Diane : It stands for murder.
Elka Ostrovsky : Is that what you're in for?
Diane : No. It's what I've been thinking about ever since you started playing that harmonica.
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Melanie Moretti : Your bail is very high.
Victoria Chase : Did you have to insult the judge like that?
Elka Ostrovsky : He called me elderly.
Joy Scroggs : Well, you are elderly.
Elka Ostrovsky : And he was really fat.
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Elka Ostrovsky : So, what are you in for, kid?
Diane : Drunk and disorderly, or as I like to call it, Tuesday.
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Elka Ostrovsky : Who do you have to shank to get a drink around here.
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Rick : Champagne for everyone.
Pete : What are we celebrating?
Elka Ostrovsky : Joy's fake engagement to get a green card. Got a problem with that, porko?
Pete : Congratulations.
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Pete : Last night in the tornado, I heard you tell "I love you". but when I started to yell it back, some leaves flew in my mouth and it ruined the moment. So mayble you don't want to hear it right now, but I love you too.
Melanie Moretti : Oh Pete, I love you too.
[Pete and Melanie kiss]
Elka Ostrovsky : What's the screw doing here?