Craig Ferguson: Self - Host, Wavy Rancheros

Quotes 

• Emma Thompson : [speaking about her father]  He died when he was pretty much my age - he was 52 when he died - and so the thought of him...

  Emma Thompson : [to the audience, motioning as if smoking a cigarette]  it was the fags what got him...

  Craig Ferguson : [chuckling, explaining to the audience]  Yeah, yeah, but - we, we call them cigarettes here, but we know what you mean.

  Emma Thompson : I started smoking, you know...

  [as laughter rolls through the audience, she waves her hands and rolls her eyes in good-natured embarrassment] 

  Craig Ferguson : [laughingly trying to calm the audience]  Relax... relax...

  Craig Ferguson : [in mock horror, posing as a fey outraged viewer]  *What* did she say?

  Emma Thompson : [rolling her eyes]  He went - he went...

  Craig Ferguson : It's all right...

  Emma Thompson : [in a mock melodramatic "recollection" of her father's death]  He went to the Isle of Wight... they *stoned* him...

  [laughter again fills the audience]