Bernie (2011)

Sylvia Froman: Townsperson

Quotes 

• Townsperson : Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store wine. It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didn't have time to ferment.

• Townsperson : In a small town, people will always suspect the worst of someone. But they'll also suspect the best.