House M.D. (TV Series)
Now What? (2010)
Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
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Dr. Robert Chase : Speaking of which, earlier today I asked you about having sex. You gave me a look that almost certainly could only mean no. However, on the other hand, I'd be remiss if I didn't follow up and confirm. See? That's the same look. So, if it didn't mean "no" the first time, then...
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : No. No, no, no.
Dr. Robert Chase : No pressure.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : Does that method ever work?
Dr. Robert Chase : At least once.
[Thirteen hugs Chase]
Dr. Robert Chase : I'm getting mixed signals.
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Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : So, you gonna ask me about this Huntington's trial? And by ask, I mean give me your opinion.
Dr. Robert Chase : No. There is one thing though. Will you have sex with me?
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : What?
Dr. Robert Chase : Well, this trial mean you're leaving right away. I was playing a long game. Deadlines have been moved up.
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Dr. Robert Chase : Cake? Taub though we should have a little party to see you off properly. He gets sentimental about these things.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : I never should have flashed him.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [about Thirteen] Point is, she's not even in the trial. Never heard of her. She's been lying to us all day.
Dr. Robert Chase : Well, have you tried -?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Both her phone lines have been disconnected. She's just gone.
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Dr. Robert Chase : Oh. I... I... . I thought that maybe it was because you're asking for a leave of absence and wouldn't have time to see a case through.
Dr. Chris Taub : [Thirteen looks at Taub] I didn't say anything.
Dr. Robert Chase : He didn't. I saw an envelope on House's desk with your name on it, so naturally I steamed it open.
Dr. Chris Taub : What's wrong with you? You steam an envelope to keep it secret.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Which is why I just ripped it. You gonna tell us where you're going?
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : [Long pause; Thirteen scoffs] Sure sounds like a "No."
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Dr. Robert Chase : You had shrimp?
Dr. Richardson : Uh-huh.
Dr. Robert Chase : And crab?
Dr. Richardson : Uh-huh.
Dr. Robert Chase : Lobster?
Dr. Richardson : Uh-huh.
Dr. Robert Chase : And?
Dr. Richardson : I ate whatever looked good.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : Did you eat any roe? Little tiny eggs?
Dr. Richardson : Nummy.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : Toad eggs will cause nausea, and they can get you high. If I'm right, the antidote is fast-acting. If we can get him to keep his clothes on long enough, he can pass as a functioning neurosurgeon.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : What if his behavior isn't a side effect of the ondansetron? What if it's a symptom?
Dr. Robert Chase : Thank you.
Dr. Eric Foreman : What causes delirium and nausea?
Dr. Chris Taub : He's been stuck here in the hospital a few days. Nobody else is sick, so it can't be environmental...
Dr. Richardson : Not exactly stuck. I snuck out. Freedom is my birthright.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : Where did you go?
Dr. Richardson : The seafood festival at the convention center.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : We're screwed. The seafood festival has stuff from all around the world, in combinations nobody ever thought of.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to House on the phone] Cuddy's assistant decided to use his own brain. Who put that idiot idea into his head?
Dr. Gregory House : Perhaps you could follow the same advice.
Dr. Robert Chase : He notified DPH that there's no neurosurgeon on the premises. Said he legally had to, which he legally had to.
Dr. Gregory House : Sounds like you got the situation under control.
Dr. Robert Chase : No. I don't. You know I don't. When DPH shows up, they're gonna shut down our ER. This can't be fixed. It is what it is, House.
Dr. Gregory House : Great. I've got every faith in your ability to solve the problem.
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Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : I have called every neurosurgeon within a 45-mile radius. Nothing.
Dr. Robert Chase : Maybe House is just testing us.
Dr. Chris Taub : He's always testing us.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Test or not, it's a problem.
Dr. Robert Chase : It's not our problem. Why the hell is it House's problem?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Where the hell is Cuddy? We either report this, and half the hospital gets shut down, or we cover it up and run the risk that the entire hospital gets shut down.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : Or we get Richardson.
Dr. Eric Foreman : He's sick.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : And we're doctors. We get people better.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Chase on the phone while making a bath for Cuddy] So how come we don't have like, five neurosurgeons?
Dr. Robert Chase : Well, we had three, but Kapur retired and then Nichols just took off for his daughter's wedding.
Dr. Gregory House : I've got good news. For the next 16 hours, you are the new neurosurgeon.
Dr. Robert Chase : I'm not a neurosurgeon.
Dr. Gregory House : Which would matter if you actually had to do some neurosurgery.
Dr. Robert Chase : House, it's a hospital. The odds of having to do neurosurgery are higher than in most places.
Dr. Gregory House : If an EMT calls in with a brain or spinal trauma, just divert them to the nearest hospital. All you gotta do is stand around and keep the E.R. open. It's an administrative problem, not a medical one.
Dr. Robert Chase : House, where the hell are you?
Dr. Gregory House : Great. Glad you're on it.
[hangs up the phone]