True Blood (TV Series)

And When I Die (2011)

Stephen Moyer: Bill Compton

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• Eric Northman : [Both are chained to a pyre]  Any idea how to get us out of this one, Your Majesty?

  Bill Compton : You could summon Pam.

  Eric Northman : You could summon Jessica.

  Bill Compton : Hmmph.

  Eric Northman : Oh, so you'd sacrifice my progeny, but not your own? How very unkingly of you.

  Bill Compton : I liked you better when you were brain damaged.

• Nan Flanagan : How about your little fairy waitress. Oh come on, the mind reading, the microwave fingers. You didn't think I knew what she was? There are at least a couple of thousand vampires that would do almost anything to get a taste of her blood.

  Eric Northman : She smells fantastic, but it's hardly worth dying for.

  Nan Flanagan : I saw the way you both looked at her, hungry puppy dogs slobbering over the same juicy bone.

  Bill Compton : [Stakes Nan]  We are not fucking puppy dogs.

  Eric Northman : What a bitch.

• Sookie Stackhouse : I can't stand this anymore; it's like being ripped in half. No matter what I do somebody gets hurt.

  Bill Compton : Sookie I just want you to be happy and if being happy and if being with Eric is what makes you happy, then you have my blessing.

  Eric Northman : See, it's OK Sookie, Bill's fine with it. Bill had his chance; he blew it. He lied to you.

  Sookie Stackhouse : ...to protect me, and I lied to him to protect you and you've lied to both of us so many time, we can't count. What a mess.

• Nan Flanagan : I wish for one fucking night you could experience the litany of bullshit I've had to deal with. Then you'd have some idea of how little I give a fuck about your small town witch infestation. Or your whole backwoods kingdom, for that matter.

  Bill Compton : As someone who cares so little, you seem awfully pissed off.

  Nan Flanagan : Do I, Bill? Maybe that's because I quit my fucking job!

  Eric Northman : You quit the AVL?

  Nan Flanagan : And the Authority.

  Bill Compton : No one quits the Authority.

  Nan Flanagan : Quit, fired, same difference.

  Bill Compton : We assumed *we* were the ones to be terminated.

  Nan Flanagan : Oh, there's been an order issued on your heads. My last duty was supposed to be delivering the true death to both of you. Of course, I realized I'd be next. I have been alive for 816 years. I refuse to be retired like a fat first wife!