Nostalgia Critic: [about Peter Banning] Dude, how big a killjoy is this jerk?
[as child]
Nostalgia Critic: Dad, is there a Santa Claus?
[as himself]
Nostalgia Critic: No!
[as child]
Nostalgia Critic: Is there an Easter bunny?
[as himself]
Nostalgia Critic: No, we made that up too.
[as child]
Nostalgia Critic: Is there a God?
[as himself]
Nostalgia Critic: Well scientifically speaking, they've never proven that God exists, so probably not. In fact, the majority of religions, if not all religions, are completely false.
[child cries]
Nostalgia Critic: Oh, WHAT?