NCIS (TV Series)
False Witness (2010)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
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Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Last time you did an expense report for me, you reclassified my meals as livestock feed.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, that was a little childish.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I got audited.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, I guess that makes us even.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Entering] Great. Then I don't need to hear about it. Whatever it is.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Handing files to an agent] Get these down to Archives ASAP. They've been asking for them for 3 months.
NCIS Agent : Okay.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Agent McGee. Probationary Agent David. Good morning.
Ziva David : Looks like Tony.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Doesn't sound like him.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The old knife to the neck. Reminds me of...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Reminds you of what? Reminds you of an old fraternity prank>? A Halloween movie?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I know what you're doing.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : And I know what you're doing!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What am I doing?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't know. But it's bugging me to such a deg-
[Gibbs slaps the back of McGee's head]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I know what we're not doing.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Look, Tony is a great investigator, don't get me wrong. But the closest he likes coming to filling out paperwork is renewing his Maxim subscription.
Ziva David : I know. Which is why I'm growing so concerned.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You know what? Actually, I am too. He gave me half his french fries at lunch.
Ziva David : One of us has to confront him.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : And tell him what? Why aren't you acting like a 14 year old anymore?
Ziva David : I was going to say more like a 12 year old. But *yes*.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I know what your doing.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I know what your doing.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What am I doing?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't know.
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[Tony isn't acting like himself]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : There's a giant, feathered turkey laying in the fridge, and that's all you're gonna say?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What am I supposed to say?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, I don't know. Maybe something like "What do turkeys eat on Christmas? Nothing, because they're already stuffed."
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You feeling alright?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah! Are you?
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Samuel Hayes : [to Matt Grey] Look, it's just a matter of time before the new DA refiles the charges, and I'll be back in court again. And you know what? I'll just save everyone the trouble and I'll plead guilty... Hell, I'll even sign the confession right now! And maybe we can just... pretend this never happened.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We may have to settle for pretending *some* of it never happened.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I can talk to the DA.