- John Casey: I'm preparing myself psychologically - in case I get sent back to Afghanistan or Iraq. I got soft. I made friends here.
- Alex McHugh: Well, you know, Morgan's scared of the team being broken up too. And - if you're transferred, which might not even happen, don't you think it would be better to be nice to your friends than drive them away? Just a thought.
- John Casey: Listen, Agent Greta. I don't know who you've worked with before, or what crew you were on, this is the best damn spy team in the world. We are strong. So do us a favor, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
- Greta: This is absolutely the last straw. They put a webcam in my locker. They bugged my price gun. The psychotic one follows me with a video camera narrating the "Tracking and Hunting of the Greta Marmot." What does that mean?
- Morgan Grimes: Which one do you think is the psychotic one?
- Greta: Two civilian employees have been watching me. I'm getting annoyed by this. I have a way of dealing with annoying things. It's pleasant - but only for me.
- Morgan Grimes: And uh, tell me, which two civilians might, uh, might that be?
- [Looks out the window and spots Jeff and Lester]
- Morgan Grimes: Why'd I even bother? Of course. I will keep an eye on them. Okay?
- Lester Patel: Is it strange that all the new employees have been named Greta?
- Chuck Bartowski: Strange? What's strange about it? Doesn't seem strange to me at all.
- Jeff Barnes: Who cares, as long as they're spicy?
- Lester Patel: That's strange that you don't find that strange. But speaking of strange, you've been giving off some real sad sack vibes, Charles. Bit of a whiny wuss if you ask me.
- Jim Rye: I thought that Russian would get your blood pumping.
- Chuck Bartowski: I honestly thought it was you. The Russian? It was such a horrible accent. It sounded so phony. What kind of a spy am I? I can even be scared properly!
- Jim Rye: Ask yourself a question. Are you a spy or are you a guy with a spy girlfriend?
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm a spy.
- Sarah Walker: [Receiving a call] Chuck. What's going on? Where are you?
- Adelbert De Smet: Pursue Agent Carmichael and we will kill him - slowly. There will be no further warning.
- Sarah Walker: [to Chuck] You'll get it back soon enough.
- John Casey: [Entering] When? What's the timeline?
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm - hoping very soon.
- John Casey: 'Cause I haven't been on a mission in a month. I wake up with my trigger finger twitching. It itches. Literally, it itches.
- General Diane Beckman: We're in a real mess, Agent Bartowski. Your trust in Agent Frost proved a colossal error.
- Chuck Bartowski: I know. I screwed up, General. And if she weren't my mom, I would have shown much better judgement.
- General Diane Beckman: Which is why you haven't been ejected from the Agency. But Agent Frost is extremly dangerous. She and Alexi Volkoff are now top priorities for capture.
- John Casey: Bartowski's smart. Intersect or no. He'll be fine.
- Sarah Walker: This is all my fault. He did this to prove to me he could be a spy.
- John Casey: [Sarah's packing her bag] What are you doing, Walker?
- Sarah Walker: I'm going to go find Chuck.
- John Casey: We'll go together.
- Morgan Grimes: Wherever he is, we will find him. And we'll bring him back.
- Sarah Walker: Thank you.
- Jim Rye: Well, I don't believe that the psychological rock can be hoisted off by watching kittens play with yarn. My method is - physical, psychological, painful, brutal.
- Chuck Bartowski: Brutal? Can't wait to get started.
- Jim Rye: Chuck, if you're serious about restoring the Intersect, then I promise you, at the end of this process, you will be a spy again. What do you say? You with me?
- Chuck Bartowski: Let's get physical.
- Jim Rye: [after Rye attacks Chuck in his bed room] Castle's a safety zone. Apparently, this place is too.
- [to Sarah]
- Jim Rye: Chuck feels protected by you. We need to up the ante - again. P.F.O.D.
- Chuck Bartowski: Pfod?
- Jim Rye: Pure fear of death. We need uncut, pure adrenalized fear rocking through your plasma right now. This was close, but hey, that could be the cure.