- Sarah Walker: Chuck, unless you want Beckman to know that we're looking for your mom, we don't have the authority to interrogate Chandler.
- Chuck Bartowski: Well, we don't have the authority to use the supply closet for what it is we use it for, but we do it anyway, don't we? Look, she knows my mom.
- John Casey: [Pointing his weapon at the computer] Fire emergency override. Where is it? Or you die!
- Computer: The fire emergency override is behind my monitor. Just press Ctrl- escape -
- [Casey pulls the monitor out]
- Computer: I didn't get that.
- Heather Chandler: Hand me over. Save your ass. We both know that's what you're gonna do, so just do it. You kept me alive for information, but it's not worth dying over. I know you, Walker. I know what you're going to do.
- Sarah Walker: [Long pause] You don't know who I am. Or what I want, or the thoughts in my head. We have nothing in common.
- Chuck Bartowski: I don't think you're taking this seriously enough, buddy.
- Morgan Grimes: Oh, I'm serious. I'm DeNiro serious. Listen, the Buy More is CIA, and as the manager, I am the front line of the Buy More. If things don't run smoothly up here, well, it's a national security issue. I need a sidearm - like a Desert Eagle or something big.
- Chuck Bartowski: You're beyond DeNiro. This is Russell Crowe serious.
- Sarah Walker: I'm a spy. I can't even process the idea of having kids right now. And I need to say something to him before he runs away with the idea.
- Big Mike: That's a full half-carat, pear-cut cubic zirconium. I came here to ask your permission to marry Bologna Garcia Bougainvillea Grimes.
- Morgan Grimes: Oh, wow.
- Big Mike: Think on it. Give it back to me when you think I'm worthy of your mother's love. Keep it on your person. I don't trust the scoundrels working at this store.
- Morgan Grimes: Nor should you.
- Heather Chandler: Oh get out! You kids are an item? He's not just your partner? Isn't spy sex great?
- [Chuck nods his agreement]
- Sarah Walker: Heather, we were discussing your...
- Heather Chandler: So, how deep are you? Shacking up? Doing the dog thing first or straight to babies? One? Five?
- Hugo Panzer: Move it! Get out of the way!
- Big Mike: Excuse me, son!
- Hugo Panzer: Move!
- [Hugo stops notices Mike]
- Big Mike: You'd best stop. Or I will come down there and make an example of you.
- Hugo Panzer: Try and stop me, fat man!
- Morgan Grimes: [Rising] What? Who is this -?
- [Hugo grabs Morgan]
- Big Mike: [to Lester] Give me the disco stick.
- [Lester hands the stick to Big Mike]
- Big Mike: *That* boy is family - and my name is Mike.
- [Mike charges Hugo and knocks Hugo out]
- Big Mike: Big Mike!
- Sarah Walker: If you let her get under your skin about the living together thing, and about the other thing she mentioned, we're not going to get anywhere.
- Chuck Bartowski: What other thing?
- Sarah Walker: Remember. Tough. Silent. Do not let her get under your skin.
- Heather Chandler: [to Sarah] Burton, be kind to him. He's too sick in love to see the truth.
- [to Chuck]
- Heather Chandler: Just remember, she keeps secrets for a living.
- Chuck Bartowski: Why are we saving your life again?
- Heather Chandler: Because of my connection with Frost. And my time with her in Burma.
- Sarah Walker: Well, maybe you could use the time to meet up with Alex... Figure out what your role is in her life.
- John Casey: You should do the same for Bartowski. So we can get back to normal around here. Whatever that means.
- Heather Chandler: Maybe you're right. Maybe we aren't alike after all. Maybe you are capable of love, affection, and vulnerablity. I hope so. Chuck seems like a really nice guy. And he's really in love. Are you?
- Sarah Walker: Goodbye, Heather.