The IT Crowd (TV Series)

Bad Boys (2010)

Richard Ayoade: Maurice Moss

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Quotes 

• Bomb Disposal : [referring to the bomb disposal robot]  I'm just having a couple of problems with it.

  Moss : What kind of operating system does it use?

  Bomb Disposal : It's er... Vista.

  Moss : We're going to die!

• Moss : Oh my God! It's a robot. Never seen one in the wild before. Can we keep him, Roy? If he doesn't belong to anyone.

• Moss : What the flip are you looking at? Think this is funny? You think this is some kind of mother flipping joke? Mother flippers think everything is a mother flipping joke. Let me tell you, the pokey ain't no jokey sucker!

• Moss : I don't mind telling you, Roy, sometimes the people upstairs cheese me off to such an extent that if I were the type to use bad language, I would be employing it bitterly and repeatedly.

• Moss : I didn't bunk off so I could do some flipping perusing. I wanna taste the apple, Roy. I want to bite the electric tiger's tail and ride it until the end of the mother flipping line!